这个真的很好笑，虽然有点对不起妈妈们，sorry～

 

Mother

 

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says,"ok"!

Your mother's so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Your mother's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.

Your mother's so fat, when she takes her dress to the cleaners they tell her,"Sorry,we dont do curtains."

Your mother's so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

Your mother's so fat, she goes to the movies and sits next to everyone.

Your mother's so fat, when she wears an "X" jacket a helicopter tries to land on her back.

Your mother's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Your mother's so fat, she influences the tides.

Your mother's so fat, she has her own area code.

Your mother's so ugly, her mom has to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Your mother's so ugly, when they take her to the beautician it takes 12 hours……

Your mother's so ugly, when she joins an ugly contest, they say, "Sorry, no professionals."